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Outlander - Quit Playing Games with my Heart

9/12/2014

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By Miss Sally
Ah, Outlander. The show is setting itself up to be a major guilty pleasure. That doesn’t mean the cynical Sally in me can’t give a few plot points the side-eye. Spoilers ho, mateys!

Up until now, Claire has tried and abandoned various methods of escape from Castle Leoch, including an unsuccessful attempt to put her watchers to sleep with 18th-century herbal roofies. She hasn’t managed to find her way back home just yet, but she continues to make waves in her new world by healing the ill, butting heads with the men and doing good deeds around town - with a little help from the all-knowing Geillis and heartthrob Jamie.

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…and his thighs.
Unfortunately for Claire, Dougal’s grasp has not loosened, and in Episode 5, “Rent,” he has commanded her to join him and his men as their mommy healer on a dangerous ride around the countryside.

Claire tags along as her captors collect the country folk’s dues to the Laird. They also use Jamie’s scars to raise some extra cash and tell crude jokes in Gaelic to exclude Claire. Feeling left out of the cool kids’ group, she picks some fights with Dougal and Angus, refuses to eat her dinner of perfectly good animal leather, and storms off to the river “to wash” a few times. (Let’s hope she washed after her afternoon massaging “hot piss” fabric with the womenfolk.)

Let’s talk about Claire’s stormy relationship with Dougal for a moment. If looks could kill, those two would eyebrow-glare each other to death. Does anyone else feel that she’s pushing her luck with this guy? We all love Claire for her principles and big mouth, but the pointed contradiction between her 1940s sass and every other submissive female in 18th-century Scotland is pretty heavy-handed. The comment “I’ve never heard a woman tell a joke before!” made me Picard-facepalm.
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BUT WAIT! In case you had finally pegged them as straight-up antagonists, the men keeping Claire captive are actually honorable brutes! You know, sometimes they try to kill her, sometimes they try to rape her, but it’s all good because if anyone else tries those shenanigans, the clansmen got her back: “You’re a guest of the MacKenzie. We can insult you, but God help any other man that does.” Aww, so sweet.

Finally, in a plot twist to endear the MacKenzies to the viewers once more, we discover the men are Jacobites. Their plan is to raise coin from poor folks to fund rebellions and restore the House of Stuart to the throne. So they’re not criminals, they’re the passionate, political men of history! Feel bad for judging them now? Claire does. Thus the Stockholm syndrome in the making marches onward.

In the meantime, Claire is inching closer to getting under Jamie’s kilt. Episode 5 gives us a brief, lingering hand touch. Oh, the tension! Someone wake me up when they actually get to first base.

Episode 5 ends on a pointed cliffhanger that finally gives Claire a semblance of choice in her fate. Will she choose loyalty to her Scottish captors, or potential freedom with the Red Coats?
The real question is, anyone see this year’s kilt blowing contest at DragonCon?
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