Jen: I AM GROOT!
(That is all I will say about that movie. Interpret it as you wish, Rocket-style.)
Heather: Vin Diesel did his line over 1000 times! He also recorded it in multiple languages so his voice could be used no matter what language it is watched in!
Jen: Cool! Seriously though, this is the best movie of the summer, hands down.
Peter Quill: I look around and you know what I see? Losers!...
And finally the reason we all want to be a hero like Kevin Bacon...
Gamora: I'm a warrior, an assassin. I don't dance.
Peter Quill: Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.
Gamora: ...Who put the sticks up their butts?