by Annie
Nine months ago the servers were down for two hours on the MMORPG your parents play and there was nothing of interest on Netflix so they created you!
You got a great dice roll being born of geeky parents and they will do their best to raise you amidst some of the greatest franchises and fandoms with the hopes that one day you will love it all too and then you can all obsess together as a family. So get comfortable and listen how it is great to be a geek kid.
You got a great dice roll being born of geeky parents and they will do their best to raise you amidst some of the greatest franchises and fandoms with the hopes that one day you will love it all too and then you can all obsess together as a family. So get comfortable and listen how it is great to be a geek kid.
First, you will come home from the hospital and get lovingly rocked in a replica of a Gallifrayan cradle that is pretty close to being screen accurate. Or if your parents are really committed to their geekery they might have even brought it with them to the hospital so you can start life fully believing you are a tiny pink Time Lord.
Then once your parents think you are ready to be in your crib your tiny unfocused baby eyes might peep the awesomeness that is a Firefly themed nursery. You can don your tiny Jayne hat and aim to misbehave! It will be the most incredible baby room in the 'Verse.
Then once your parents think you are ready to be in your crib your tiny unfocused baby eyes might peep the awesomeness that is a Firefly themed nursery. You can don your tiny Jayne hat and aim to misbehave! It will be the most incredible baby room in the 'Verse.
 | You also might need something to soft and cuddly to keep you company and this is obviously a job for Batman! Yes, he will be the hero your bedtime deserves. ****more after the break**** |
| Potty Training will be so much more fun because your awesome geeky parents decorated your bathroom to look just like retro Super Mario Brothers! Maybe in appreciation you can remember to aim, wipe yourself and flush without being constantly reminded! |  |
As you get older you will definitely get some great toys and you will need an equally cool place to store them like an AT-AT! Yes, you can put non-Star Wars toys in it but your parents may sneak into room when you are sleeping and rearrange it so it can only represent the franchise.
Speaking of Star Wars let's not forget, the sweet rocking Taun Tauns you got for your birthday. Just don't cut them open and sleep in them for warmth, although we appreciate your commitment to your cosplay you will get in trouble if you break your toys.
Speaking of Star Wars let's not forget, the sweet rocking Taun Tauns you got for your birthday. Just don't cut them open and sleep in them for warmth, although we appreciate your commitment to your cosplay you will get in trouble if you break your toys.
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Scared of the dark? Your geeky parents are sympathetic and install a Mjolnir night light so you can peacefully sleep knowing that the Asgardian god of Thunder is coming for any boogyman who dares harm a hair on your sweet little head.
| And if any Muggle kid tries to bully you just harness the power of The Doctor's mortal enemy with your life-sized ride-in Dalek. Maybe your Mom will even engineer it to shoot lasers! They will run as you wail, “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” |  |
On second thought, just go lay in your giant Totoro pillow and cry for a little bit instead.
While at school you might miss all the geek culture that exists back home so just so you won't get sad Dad will put these fun Star Wars notes in your lunch box.
Then you'll come home to your awesome geek parents, interrupt their Lord of the Rings marathon and tell them that you love them and that you have the best parents in the galaxy. Then your Mom will see through this, and tell you you still have to clean your room. You will answer, “I'll try...” and immediately she will quip “do or do not, there is no try.” Because you don't mess with your geek mom, she will use Star Wars against you if she needs to.
