| The Dungeon Dame here, opening up my admittedly unusual game collection for your amusement. Unbound by the constraints of modern macho gaming, I tend to pick up a lot of stuff that is, for better or worse, girly. It’s about to get way girly up in here, so hold on to your lipsticks, gals! |
Long Live the Queen is pretty much the ultimate Girl Game. It’s a visual novel (!) full of anime (!!) and pink (!!!) with an emotion mechanic (ugh). It is so feminine, you might be able to finally apply false eyelashes just through sheer girly overexposure. Yet, it has been only recommended to me by dudes. I guess the brony phenomenon did open things up a bit? Hooray for progress!
It’s basically Princess Maker, but with 60% less lechery and 90% more brutal deaths. In the game you try to survive to coronation as a pretty pretty princess in a kingdom full of corruption, murderers, and rivals.
Want your princess to be the most lady-like at the ball?
Want her to achieve naval victories on the high seas?
Want her to shoot first and ask questions later?
Want your princess to be the most lady-like at the ball?
Want her to achieve naval victories on the high seas?
Want her to shoot first and ask questions later?
| Go for it-- at least until she gets poisoned, drowned or stabbed out of her throne. Long Live the Queen doesn’t often live up to the name. |
It’s addicting to find different ways to sidestep certain doom, and the game gives you several hints as to what skills your princess may need. For those who complain that the choices often don’t matter in video games-- in this game, EVERY choice matters. So put your big girl panties on and deal with it.
Off with her head!
-The Dungeon Dame
-The Dungeon Dame
