Let’s go to the dungeon wine cellar, where games of an excellent vintage are paired with extraordinary wines*. I’m always looking for an excuse to drink wine and play games, so let’s bust out those pink bottles and start the party!
Analogue: A Hate Story: Domaine Houchart Côtes de Provence Rosé
 | This is one of my favorite rosé wines, dry yet very light. Drink to forget the horrors of space misogyny, but don’t go overboard. You’ll probably have to pay a little attention to the multi-part story and remember names of characters. Remembering the long name of this wine will be great practice in advance. |
Broforce: Charles & Charles Rosé
| What’s manlier than a pretty pink wine glass? NOTHING, that’s what! Bro out with your bros with a fruity wine reminiscent of bubble gum. Victory never tasted so sweet as you gun down hordes of enemies, start massive explosions, and liberate everything for America. Threat level: Delicious |  |
NES Remix: Sutter Home White Zinfandel
 | Excessively drinkable and dirt cheap, turn this one into a drinking game. Take a sip every time you accomplish a mini-game-- the difficulty will naturally get harder as you go on! Compete with your friends for the best times! Dull the pain of old-school graphics and glitches! Just don’t spill anything on the WiiU controller, those things don’t come cheap. |
*whatever the Dungeon Dame found lying around...
Bottoms up!
-The Dungeon Dame
-The Dungeon Dame
